| Crew
Lingo: |
| We
don't want anyone to feel left our and not be able to share in the fun
down here, so there are a few things you should know to be able to
communicate with anyone who has been on one of these DR work trips. |
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1) Comrades: What one crew member calls
another...usually prefaced with "Dominican...". |
| 2) "The
Missionary": This really is an affectionate name for
our
host, Richie. It is also a universal word. It can
be a proper name or adjective. It can even be an excuse -
which is its most popular use. For example - "I can't lift
that. I'm the missionary." or "It's not my fault.
I'm the missionary." You get my meaning. |
3) Mud: This has
nothing to do with dirt other than it's made on top of the
dirt (or pavement or stones or any other surface we can find).
In the DR, most concrete is mixed by hand, with shovels, and
on the ground. We've given you a little demo at the bottom.
Just click on the video as it's worth about 157.32578 words.
NOTE: See the official looking guy in the
background? Yes, even in the DR the supervisor wears a white
hat! |
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4) pollo: A little Spanish
lingo, there.
This is actually the primary food group pursued while in the
DR,
with pork as a close second. The eating of pollo is not done
with forks, spoons, or any type of utensil other than those 10 which God
created us with. The amount of pollo is not counted in pieces
but
in whole birds. Unidentified sources have claimed that the
ability to eat a minimum of 1 whole pollo solo is required to be a
part of the crew. |
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5) "The Cave": Few
who enter this room in the Vallette house ever survive. Only
the bold, the unshaven, the early risers (What's wrong with starting
your 3rd pot of coffee before 5:30AM?) and
"those-who-can-fall-asleep-in-under-five-seconds-and-snore-till-the-windows-rattle"
can venture here. This room has been reserved for Gene, Joe,
Fred, and Ad. We'll try to get video or audio this
year, but the
problem is that the ones with the cameras are the ones raising the roof
with their nostril symphony! |
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6) Ice Cream ('Bon'): A much desired and sought-after post meal snack which "the crew" gets
any time "the missionary" will let us. One kindly piece of advice
- Never let the cab driver take you to an unauthorized ice-cream
stop without telling "the missionary." We did the group hug thing
afterwards but I didn't know he could actually lecture 5 grown men as
if they were teen-agers?!?!? Although, I guess if you act like
teenagers, you should be treated like one. We'll just forget it
and blame Marc and his "Spanish lingo". Can anyone say "el
ice-cream-o"? |
7 ) "How are you doing, my
friend?!?!?" Standard greeting from one
comrade to another. Must be done at an audible level at least
a
few notches above any surrounding noises and with one hand extended
straight up in a "high five" manner. The voice inflections
are
difficult, so we've added some audio to help:
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